(I didn’t make any of the macros featured here – full credit to the “creative” nutters on Facebook who found this as amusing as I did). JOHN TERRY’S AMAZING TORPEDO DEFENSIVE DIVE …I could go on. Seriously, I cried with laughter. I’m cutting out a picture of the original shot from the newspaper and sticking [...]
Publications
Doors is a surreal story of a girl, two clueless detectives and a poorly behaved plank of wood. It will be published in paperback and as an eBook on 16th July 2012 and will be available from all good booksellers.
Fight the Sky is a collection of fifteen surreal short stories. You can read a preview and purchase from the publisher, or visit Amazon, Lulu, WHSmith and Waterstone's.
Revolve is a book of poetry. That's all the warning you're going to get. View a preview and purchase from the publisher, or find on Amazon, Lulu, WHSmith and Waterstone's.
All posts tagged Tennis
The best moment of the entire World Cup thus far.
Posted by Sinéad on June 27, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/06/the-best-moment-of-the-entire-world-cup-thus-far/
Living Legend
RAFAEL “NICE ASS-ETS” NADAL defeats ROGER “THE GOAT” FEDERER 6-4 7-6(5) to win the Madrid Master’s 1000 2010 So, Rafael, what have you achieved today? First player in history to win all three claycourt Master’s titles in the same season. Surpasses André Agassi as the player to win the most Master’s titles in their career [...]
Posted by Sinéad on May 16, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/05/463/
Sixth time’s the charm.
I meant to write this sooner, but I’ve enjoyed a few blessed days away from the computer, and on the one occasion I did feel inspired to sit here, my neighbourhood suffered multiple powercuts. So yeah. Bottom-line is, the picture above shows you GQ Motherfucker Rafael Nadal holding his sixth successive Monte Carlo Master’s title [...]
Posted by Sinéad on April 22, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/04/sixth-times-the-charm/
More tennis wank, I’m afraid.
I cut my fringe back in, because I was sick of the sight of my own forehead: Having another yawnerific “discussion” with Rob via Facebook concerning tennis. He seems bothered by my opinion that today’s Australian Open final was a disappointment. Last year’s was one of the best matches I’ve ever seen (it wasn’t as [...]
Posted by Sinéad on January 31, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/01/357/
Ode to Rafa’s Knees
Dear Rafa’s knees, I must confess, your behaviour brings me much distress, This poor young man did all he could to battle past the horrid Muzz, and yet you hold him back again! Why can’t you be more of a friend? The boy did try his very best, but could not get past that leg-long [...]
Posted by Sinéad on January 27, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/01/ode-to-rafas-knees/
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