Observe, Jaster parading round the living room with an empty packet of Monster Much engulfing his head: He’s such a maniac! He likes tea, biscuits, steals toast from your plate, quite enjoys the odd pizza crust if he can swipe it while you aren’t looking…what a hoodlum! Chip has also been feeling adventerous lately, though [...]
Publications
Doors is a surreal story of a girl, two clueless detectives and a poorly behaved plank of wood. It will be published in paperback and as an eBook on 16th July 2012 and will be available from all good booksellers.
Fight the Sky is a collection of fifteen surreal short stories. You can read a preview and purchase from the publisher, or visit Amazon, Lulu, WHSmith and Waterstone's.
Revolve is a book of poetry. That's all the warning you're going to get. View a preview and purchase from the publisher, or find on Amazon, Lulu, WHSmith and Waterstone's.
All posts tagged Quotes
Little monsters.
Posted by Sinéad on February 12, 2010
http://www.paintinglies.com/2010/02/little-monsters/
Byron.
Not gonna lie, I’ve had a pretty crap day off. I have five straight days of work ahead of me, so I thought maybe, just maybe I’d enjoy my day off…but nah. It started off badly and just got worse, to be honest. I’m pretty pissed off about the whole she-bang, but what can you [...]
Posted by Sinéad on October 4, 2009
http://www.paintinglies.com/2009/10/byron/
The lions are at the door.
Friends can be cruel, sometimes. I’ve found that you have to learn to take it all on the chin, and not read too far into it. There’s usually a simple enough reason for their nastiness, such as insecurities, confusion or jealousy. I just wish people could survive without the drama. It doesn’t appear to be [...]
Posted by Sinéad on September 1, 2009
http://www.paintinglies.com/2009/09/the-lions-are-at-the-door/
Wall.
“I’m gonna paste you up, cover you in wallpaper, screw shelves into you and call you a wall. Thats all you are to me, trying to keep people inside, inside your sordid little house. You can have skirting board shoes and plug sockets on your knees, I’ll hang a painting on your lip and put [...]
Posted by Sinéad on July 5, 2009
http://www.paintinglies.com/2009/07/wall/
Does eldritch mean uncomfortable?
What do the above books have in common, you might wonder? Why, they’re the books I’ve read this week. Well, over the past four days, at any rate. Okay, so I haven’t finished The Gunslinger, but by this time tomorrow I will have. I honestly cannot recommend so many books to a single person in [...]
Posted by Sinéad on May 20, 2009
http://www.paintinglies.com/2009/05/does-eldritch-mean-uncomfortable/
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