After eight months of carefully executed rabbit-shuffling and sly introductions, I present to you best pals and newly-acquainted partners in crime: I know I talk about them a lot, but I may not have mentioned that they have never got on. Not one little bit. Chip’s always been very timid and anti-social, and I think [...]

433 spam comments?! You’re having a laugh! Good job I can delete them en masse and be on my merry way again.~ TODAY I PAINTED A FENCE PANEL. EVIDENCE: Check that sexy brown panel there, who does he think he is?! And the shabby green one next door, letting the side down…but not for much [...]

Want to see a few of the things I got for my birthday, on the 15th? I think my typewriter and I are going to be the best of friends. I’m not brilliant at it, but we’re getting there. Lisa also got me this gorgeous pocket watch from Fallen Saint’s new shop in town: I [...]

Before I say anything else…what do you think?! I thought I’d change up the site a bit, try a new colour on for size. The header photograph is one I took whilst out and about in Hay-on-Wye yesterday, original is underneath this text somewhere…so yes! I hope you like it! Don’t try to resist the [...]

This is going to be a worthless photo-blog featuring self-portraits and cute, fluffy rabbits. Life’s a blur at the moment and I’m finding it difficult to distinguish the days. I’m annoyed that David “Our Dave” Cameron is Prime Minister. I understand the first past the post system and all that, but look at it this [...]

Yesterday my mum and I got on a train and went to Worcester, because rail fares were reduced. I thought it was a nice town, though the centre itself was very spread out and quite confusing for us visitors…it also didn’t have a Starbucks, which on a hot day, was frustrating. S’all good, I got [...]

…but in the beginning, I was known as Mr Y. Today is beautiful. It is also Mother’s Day. I got Susan this book and some pretty flowers: I’m thrilled that there is some tennis on the TV! I’ll be watching Rafa’s progress closely; hopefully he’ll be playing somewhere near his best again. We shall see! [...]

Roses are red, violets are blue, they’ll need dental records to identify you. “Nomwatch” now has its own tag on the sidebar. There are a couple of other new additions, if you care to spare a glance.

Observe, Jaster parading round the living room with an empty packet of Monster Much engulfing his head: He’s such a maniac! He likes tea, biscuits, steals toast from your plate, quite enjoys the odd pizza crust if he can swipe it while you aren’t looking…what a hoodlum! Chip has also been feeling adventerous lately, though [...]

I cut my fringe back in, because I was sick of the sight of my own forehead: Having another yawnerific “discussion” with Rob via Facebook concerning tennis. He seems bothered by my opinion that today’s Australian Open final was a disappointment. Last year’s was one of the best matches I’ve ever seen (it wasn’t as [...]