After eight months of carefully executed rabbit-shuffling and sly introductions, I present to you best pals and newly-acquainted partners in crime: I know I talk about them a lot, but I may not have mentioned that they have never got on. Not one little bit. Chip’s always been very timid and anti-social, and I think [...]

Just a quick text update whilst I’m sitting here, seeing how another week or so has slipped me by before I could do anything about it. Well, how’s life? Still pretty busy, it seems. Yesterday I journeyed to Marley‘s house in Derby to record some stuff for the Fight the Sky promo video. He’s going [...]

Since last she wrote, Rafael Nadal has won the French Open title, defeating The Swede Who Must Not Be Named in straight sets (6-4 6-2 6-4). As a performance, it was comprehensive and emphatic in its brilliance. I hark on about him because he’s a lovely, professional, respectful young man who is a claycourt killing [...]

For one moment with Keats I would cut off my leg, twist my arm around, drive nails through my head; To lie next to Byron I would come at another with a knife in one hand, or a pillow to smother; Poe’s company inspires me to run from this town, walking all day and night [...]

Fight the Sky: A Collection of Short Stories by Sinéad Kent Fight the Sky is a collection of short stories by Wolverhampton-based author, Sinéad Kent. Some are surreal in nature, others tragic, and the rest are downright ridiculous! From the back cover: “A painter with no hope; a woman with no memory; a detective with [...]

Click here to read all about Rafael “Living Legend” Nadal, who today won his fifth Rome Master’s title, two weeks after kicking ass and breaking records in Monte Carlo. Rafa now has 17 Master’s titles to his name – one more than Federer, and the same number as Andre Agassi, who holds the record for [...]

I meant to write this sooner, but I’ve enjoyed a few blessed days away from the computer, and on the one occasion I did feel inspired to sit here, my neighbourhood suffered multiple powercuts. So yeah. Bottom-line is, the picture above shows you GQ Motherfucker Rafael Nadal holding his sixth successive Monte Carlo Master’s title [...]

I posted this as a sneak preview on Twitter, but for those who haven’t seen it yet, here’s a tentative peek at the cover art for Fight the Sky: I don’t know how the cover will look printed, the images possibly aren’t of a high enough resolution; we shall see. Dan never came through for [...]

Roses are red, violets are blue, they’ll need dental records to identify you. “Nomwatch” now has its own tag on the sidebar. There are a couple of other new additions, if you care to spare a glance.

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