After eight months of carefully executed rabbit-shuffling and sly introductions, I present to you best pals and newly-acquainted partners in crime: I know I talk about them a lot, but I may not have mentioned that they have never got on. Not one little bit. Chip’s always been very timid and anti-social, and I think [...]

433 spam comments?! You’re having a laugh! Good job I can delete them en masse and be on my merry way again.~ TODAY I PAINTED A FENCE PANEL. EVIDENCE: Check that sexy brown panel there, who does he think he is?! And the shabby green one next door, letting the side down…but not for much [...]

Want to see a few of the things I got for my birthday, on the 15th? I think my typewriter and I are going to be the best of friends. I’m not brilliant at it, but we’re getting there. Lisa also got me this gorgeous pocket watch from Fallen Saint’s new shop in town: I [...]

The record’s out right now (#4 in iTunes! Wow!) and is out in the USA tomorrow… I’m listening to it right now. <3 Love.

Before I say anything else…what do you think?! I thought I’d change up the site a bit, try a new colour on for size. The header photograph is one I took whilst out and about in Hay-on-Wye yesterday, original is underneath this text somewhere…so yes! I hope you like it! Don’t try to resist the [...]

Just a quick text update whilst I’m sitting here, seeing how another week or so has slipped me by before I could do anything about it. Well, how’s life? Still pretty busy, it seems. Yesterday I journeyed to Marley‘s house in Derby to record some stuff for the Fight the Sky promo video. He’s going [...]

In the words of Victor Meldrew, I can’t believe it! Rafa, I doubted from the beginning. Why on earth did I do that? Never again will I fail to believe. He always pulls it out the bag, doesn’t he? It was by no means a great final, neither man playing their best, but my argument [...]

(I didn’t make any of the macros featured here – full credit to the “creative” nutters on Facebook who found this as amusing as I did). JOHN TERRY’S AMAZING TORPEDO DEFENSIVE DIVE …I could go on. Seriously, I cried with laughter. I’m cutting out a picture of the original shot from the newspaper and sticking [...]

Since last she wrote, Rafael Nadal has won the French Open title, defeating The Swede Who Must Not Be Named in straight sets (6-4 6-2 6-4). As a performance, it was comprehensive and emphatic in its brilliance. I hark on about him because he’s a lovely, professional, respectful young man who is a claycourt killing [...]

There is so much to say but my fingers are feeling anti-social and so I shall not say it.