I cut my fringe back in, because I was sick of the sight of my own forehead: Having another yawnerific “discussion” with Rob via Facebook concerning tennis. He seems bothered by my opinion that today’s Australian Open final was a disappointment. Last year’s was one of the best matches I’ve ever seen (it wasn’t as [...]

Dear Rafa’s knees, I must confess, your behaviour brings me much distress, This poor young man did all he could to battle past the horrid Muzz, and yet you hold him back again! Why can’t you be more of a friend? The boy did try his very best, but could not get past that leg-long [...]

I graduated! AT LAST! It was so good to have Jack there. I didn’t hang around to party or anything, but I feel as if those days are behind me now. Life begins. Congratulations to everyone else that graduated in the class of 2009. Apart from the usual bitches who wish me no happiness, I’m [...]

Well, tomorrow will be the grateful end of the last three years of my life. I’m graduating…at nine o’ clock in the morning…fuckin’ Derby Uni, useless as ever! I have my dress planned and ready (and by “ready” I mean screwed up in a ball and on the floor somewhere, doubtless hidden beneath other clothes), [...]

I bought the same A7X shirt twice, one black with white print and the other white with black print (see above). I really need to learn some self control. Whenever I pluck up the courage to pick up the phone this week (I have serious phone-phobia) I will call my bank and request new details [...]

This is my new desktop background, because it made me laugh so much: Yes, this is my lovely little bunny, in a top hat and monocle, courtesy of Joe. It suits him perfectly. This really has made my day. I’ve had the weekend off work, so instead of worrying over trivial things/doing absolutely nothing with [...]

Rafa has a sponsorship deal with cookies, now. I love this man. He is so very, very strange and dishy. Here’s what he had to say about making it to the final in Doha: “I am playing well every day. It’s very important to start the season like this. Being in a final is a [...]

Welcome, one and all, to another year upon this Earth. As previously mentioned, I only have ONE resolution this year. You can probably guess what it is. BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR, NO MATTER WHAT, COME RAIN OR SHAME SHINE, DO OR DIE TRYING, DESPITE WHAT I MAY SAY BETWEEN NOW AND THEN, EVEN IF [...]